if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.
There’d be dragons everywhere. Dragons have to eat. We’d all be dead.
we’d arrange sacrifices of humans
starting with you
if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
the basilisk taking a shower
I like how relaxed and chill the basilisk looks.
He looks like he’s really enjoying his wash.
aaah…ssssssssshhhhhhhower time
#moisturize me
[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
Supernaturalists: ”Nobody died, but somehow this hurts more.”
Whovians: *confused rage*
Sherlockians: “So when’s season 3 again?”
Fannibals: “[Cannibalism joke]”
(so many cannibalism jokes)
Come on! There must be someone left in the universe I haven’t screwed up, yet.
at what age do i just magically turn hot
THIS IS THE NEW MUST BLOG THURSDAY POST.
WE ALMOST HAVE AN SPN WEEK
x is my least favorite letter now because of math
Y?
i swear to fucking god
It’s a cosmic miracle that he doesn’t fall over.
$20 says he did in the other 400 or so takes
you’d win that bet
