if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.
There’d be dragons everywhere. Dragons have to eat. We’d all be dead.
we’d arrange sacrifices of humans
starting with you
This is mainly a multi-fandom humour blog
if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
the basilisk taking a shower
I like how relaxed and chill the basilisk looks.
He looks like he’s really enjoying his wash.
[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
never trust an atom
they make up everything
Current state of Tumblr fandoms:
Supernaturalists: ”Nobody died, but somehow this hurts more.”
Whovians: *confused rage*
Sherlockians: “So when’s season 3 again?”
Fannibals: “[Cannibalism joke]”
(so many cannibalism jokes)
Come on! There must be someone left in the universe I haven’t screwed up, yet.
at what age do i just magically turn hot
do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
THIS IS THE NEW MUST BLOG THURSDAY POST.
WE ALMOST HAVE AN SPN WEEK
x is my least favorite letter now because of math
i swear to fucking god